If Animals Had One Wish: Cosmic Humor, AI Threats, and Divine Plans | Divine Matrix

Can you imagine a world where animals were suddenly granted one wish by some Superior Being? Yep—no strings attached, just a single wish to make life easier, happier, or downright hilarious. I asked myself this recently, and the answer tickled me so much that I had to include it in my new book, Divine Matrix.

Take the antelope or zebra, for example. Every day is a drama: predators lurking, rivers to cross, dodging poachers, and somehow remembering where the best grazing spots are. If they were granted a single wish, what would they pick? Faster legs? Stealth mode to disappear from lions? Or maybe a tiny “don’t get eaten” force field?

Elephants? Their biggest worry isn’t finding water—it’s remembering exactly where they left it last. I imagine them wishing for a built-in GPS… or a human assistant with a clipboard. Penguins? Cold, slippery ice, predators, and fish that won’t jump into their beaks. I’m convinced most penguins would wish for a global warming pass—just a tiny 5 degrees warmer.

Now here’s the twist I joke about in Divine Matrix: perhaps it won’t be the animals that take over. Maybe it will be machines. AI. Imagine a world where the Superior Being decides to outsource the “leadership of creation” to a very religious AI. Suddenly, machines are not only smart, but they’re guiding us humans toward what God wants us to do.

And here’s the comforting—or terrifying—part: if this AI actually follows the divine plan, then maybe, just maybe, we’re okay with being nudged in the right direction. Obedience isn’t the worst thing if it aligns with the universe’s ultimate goal. If God can use humans, animals, and even machines to keep creation on track, then so be it.

So go ahead—imagine the animals making their wish, and then picture the AI stepping in, enforcing the divine blueprint. Some wishes might be selfish, some hilarious, and some downright shocking. And that, my friends, is the beauty of imagining the cosmic comedy of life—where animals, humans, and even machines all have their part to play.

 

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